Jay: Right to my face, "I don't like you." Nobody doesn't like me. I'm Jay. I'm- I'm salt of the earth. Why are you inhaling my baby?
Claire: Oh, they only smell perfect like this for a little while. Yeah. That's the stuff.
Jay: From day one, I've treated this woman like a queen. I've flown her back and forth, I've- I've tasted her native food. You know what chin tastes like? 'Cause I do. And now to find out-
Claire: What? I'm listening.
Jay: You're rubbing yourself with the baby.
Claire: I have seen you French kiss your dog.
Jay: She was taking a treat out of my mouth. That's a trick.