Phil: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! One at a time!
Haley: You called Ms. Cooper a man!
Phil: No, I didn't. I got her husband Lee on the machine.
Haley: There is no husband! She's Lee! Weirdly deep-voiced, alcoholic, gay Lee Cooper who you invited out for a glass of wine!
Alex: Thanks to your little charm offensive with Karen, one thing did change about her party, I'm not invited!
Luke: "Quiddiculous"? "Epic fail"? Now the whole school is just laughing at both of us.