Cameron: Hey, handsome.
Brett: Yep, I did it. Pulled the trigger and got a perm.
Mitchell: You sure did.
Brett: Did it myself, right in the kitchen. You don't need to spend a million to look like a million. Uh, you know, my coffee's probably ready, so, bye.
Crispin: Okay, that's like a chia pet, right? Maybe a drag production of "Annie"?
Mitchell: Oh, actually, Lily, I-I think Uncle Crispin's forgetting that Brett has feelings, and we need to try and not hurt them.
Cameron: Yes, and maybe we should remind Uncle Crispin that when you say nice things to people, they say nice things back.