Jay: Breaker, breaker, big Jay. Baby, what's your 20? Over.
Gloria: Ay, that's so cute. You sound like Smokey and the Bandito. Go on. Go on.
Jay: Hi, kid. This is your dad Jay Pritchett. Uh, we're all pretty excited to meet you. Just a heads-up, I might be a few years older than you're expecting. But on the plus side, we're very comfortable. What's that? Nothin'? Tough womb. What are you doing in there? You sleepin'?
Gloria: [singing] Are you sleeping?
Jay: Ah! Ah! Ah! Still daddy's turn.