Phil: Oh, you know what, Claire? You gotta cool down or you're just gonna make this worse. Why don't you go get the coffees? And I'll deal with him.
Claire: Well, okay, what are you gonna say to him?
Phil: I'm just gonna talk to him man-to-man.
Claire: Right. Okay.
Phil: [answering phone in a high-pitched voice] Hello?
Mitchell: Claire, Phil doesn't want the house either, all right? He's letting me take the fall. He's a liar.
Phil: And a clever one.
Mitchell: Ugh! How long do you think you can keep this from her? I'm gonna talk to her eventually.
Phil: Well, as long as we're swapping stories, Maybe I'll tell Cam what happened to the sweater he knit for you.