Claire: Honey, just put on something else, and take down the makeup.
Haley: Why are you guys acting like this is my fault? Everybody was drinking, everybody ran. I just got caught. If anything, I'm the victim here.
Phil: What?! Just stop- Just stop talking, Haley. You're not the victim here. You're the one who screwed up! You made one bad decision after another, and now you're about to blow everything your mother and I worked so hard to give you. And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care. We all got up at 3:00 A.M. this morning to bail you out of jail! We haven't eaten a thing, and you know what I haven't heard from you yet? "I'm sorry, Mom. I screwed up, Dad. Please forgive me." Now put on some real clothes. We'll see you at the hearing. Do not be late! Come on.
Haley: Where are you going?
Claire: To get that man a waffle.