Nurse: What happened?
Cameron: Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon that was so good, he couldn't tell the difference. [answering phone] Mitchell, I can't talk right now.
Claire: Cam, it's Claire. My phone died. I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay.
Cameron: Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have?
Doctor: I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?
Alex: Right here.
Claire: What was that?
Cameron: Oh, I'm just watching an original lifetime movie called "The Boy Who Can't Breathe."
Claire: That sounded like Alex.
Cameron: Nope. Just Amanda Bynes.