Quote from Jay in Arrested
Jay: [on the phone] What are you doing there? Mitchell: They asked me to come along in case they needed a lawyer. Jay: Shouldn't they have a real lawyer? Phil: Oh, God. Should we? Mitchell: I am a real lawyer, people. Environmental law is a thing. Jay: Don't get all sensitive on me. I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas. Mitchell: Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. I-I defend pandas in court. Phil: That's adorable. Jay: You know what I'm talking about. Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, like Perry Mason. Mitchell: Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?