Jay: All right, I'm gonna take this around back, unless you'd like to go for a test-drive.
Phil: Sure. Let's go. Not too fast. Precious cargo.
Jay: I'm not taking you, sweetheart.
Phil: I'm driving? Awesome!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you have to do things to show the world you're still a man. Same reason I got that henna tattoo. Japanese symbol for "courage."