Phil: [recording] Can anyone hear me?! Please help me! I don't wanna die! [cut] If I had to make a playlist for being trapped under a motorcycle, it'd be, um "Stuck In The Middle," "Hit The Road Jack," um, anything by Heavy D. Ooh, Pointer Sisters, "Neutron Dance." [cut] Turns out today wasn't the first day of the rest of my life. [cut] Oh, my goodness. There's some DVDs in a shoe box in, uh, my closet that I was holding for a buddy. Um, you can go ahead and just throw the whole box away. [beat boxing] I'm so hungry. I don't know how long I'm gonna be out here. I gotta ration my food. I said no tomatoes!