Quote from Jay in Open House of Horrors
Sam: I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. She's stunning. Jay: You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife. Half the world thinks she's my daughter. Sam: Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. Bummer for me, though. Handsomest man in here, and he's taken. Jay: I'll bet you do all right with the boys. Sam: I do. It's the men I'm interested in. Jay: You just put it all right out there, don't you? Sam: I always try to hold a little something back. Cameron: Oh, my gosh. Gloria: No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him. Cameron: No, but you know that's a Gloria: I know. He needs this.