Haley: [over video chat] Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious!
Alex: It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school.
Haley: What do you care? You know you don't even like her.
Alex: I don't. Skylar's awful. Mom actually did me a huge favor.
Haley: Oh, my God. Do not tell her that. She will never shut up.
Alex: I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate that James Taylor concert she dragged you to?
Haley: She was unbearable!
Both: "I told you! He's got the voice of an angel!"
Haley: She's such a nerd. I kind of miss her, though.