Gloria: If the baby's different, we'll be different.
Jay: Hey. When you were growing up, you had to be the man of the house and the kid. Now I'm here. You just have to be the kid. I'm not gonna let anything happen to the baby, just like I'm not ever gonna let anything happen to you. Okay?
Manny: Okay. That is a load off. Although you forgot to pick me up last week after tango class.
Gloria: We didn't forget. We were just ten minutes late.
Manny: Ten minutes is a long time in a sketchy neighborhood.
Jay: Please. It was between a Gymboree and a Pottery Barn.