Jay: Manny, it's no big deal. They weren't telling us anything we didn't already know.
Manny: We're going to have a baby. Am I the only one who's terrified?
Gloria: But why? Why are you so terrified?
Manny: What if it doesn't know not to pick up knives or stick its finger in an electric socket? You were pretty lax, mom. I was the one who told you to turn the pot handles towards the stove so I couldn't reach them.
Gloria: Manny, I didn't worry about those things because you worried for the both of us.
Manny: What if this baby doesn't think things through? It's part Jay.
Jay: No offense taken.