Haley: Don't you dare pick me up! And take that shirt off.
Phil: What? Why?
Claire: It's cute!
Haley: It's not cute! Do you see what's happening out there? People are walking around and judging each other.
Phil: No, they're not.
Haley: Oh, really? You didn't see the way muffin top across the hall was looking at me? People can be cruel.