Quote from Gloria in Schooled
Teacher: Now we are going to pull the other corner 'round, and tuck it in nice and snug like a burrito. Gloria: Done! I win. Teacher: It's not a race. Jay: You're darn right. It wasn't even close. Teacher: Okay, it's good, but it's a little tight. Gloria: It's a burrito. You don't want the meat to fall out. Teacher: Here. And try like this. And see? Now your baby can breathe. Gloria: I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I think I know how to keep a baby safe.