Principal Roth: Mr. Tucker, what happened out there was unacceptable.
Cameron: I agree. Is this kindergarten or "The Hunger Games"?
Principal Roth: I'm speaking of your behavior. We've never had an incident like this, and now we've had one on the first day, before circle time. What the fudge were you thinking? Now the boy's parents are coming in, and trust me, they're mad as Hello Kitty.
Mitchell: Oh, you told his parents on us? That is- That is so not cool.
Cameron: Well, I'm sure once they hear what their boy did, they will be understanding.
Pam: All right, whoever made our son cry has messed with the wrong moms.
Mitchell & Cameron: Lesbians.