Mitchell: Look how much fun you're gonna have here, Lily. So many great toys to play with, and you're gonna make so many new friends. Oh, I wish I was in kindergarten again.
Cameron: Oh, not me. Did I ever tell you about David Anthony? He used to call me "Cam the Ham."
Mitchell: Okay, Lily's day.
Cameron: Yeah, you're right. You know what? It's gonna be a great day. I'm just saying, it's difficult to grow up with a name that rhymes with "ham."
Mitchell: Hello? Mitch? Witch. Twitch. Bitch. Elaine Stritch.
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: Not all bullies are straight.