Phil: If I could just have everybody's attention, real quick. Um, on this wonderful occasion, our daughter leaving tomorrow for college. If I could get everyone to raise their glass as I quote from one of our nation's great fathers, Jefferson. George Jefferson. "I never dreamed that one of my own would be going off to a university, but here I stand, a proud black man, knowing that all those hours I put in at the dry cleaner-"
Claire: Phil.
Phil: Not now, Weezie.