Quote from Phil in Baby on Board
Phil: Well, Alex should be hitting the dance floor right about now. Must be fun. Haley: Really, dad, let it go. Phil: I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just sad you're missing it. I can still totally picture my prom night. My date was Angela Wilkins. My dad dressed as a limo driver and spoke with a British accent. He even announced our arrival. [British accent] "Sir Philliam Dunphy and the Lady Wilkins!" All the cool kids were totally laughing with us.