Manny: I don't know why you're so bothered by Maxine. She's nice.
Gloria: Oh, good! Why don't you, Jay, and Maxine live together, eating sandwiches forever?!
Manny: Can I float a theory here, mom? You sound like you're jealous.
Gloria: Please! Me jealous of that woman? I just don't like the way they talk to each other! And the little jokes, and she knows everything about his life! Just makes me feel like, em... Is that jealous? Ay, my poor sisters.