Maxine: Is this bum bothering you, miss?
Jay: Oh, I should get a picture of this. An actual waitress sighting in this dump.
Maxine: I took a chance and put in an order for your sandwich, although most people like their Jay Pritchetts to go.
Gloria: What's happening?
Jay: Gloria, it's Maxine.
Maxine: So you're married to Jay. Where'd you tie up your seeing eye dog?
Gloria: No, no, I'm not, um... Okay, I get it. I get it.