Ethan: Hey, what's going on?
Haley: Nothing.
Dylan: [in Little John costume] I still love her, Ethan.
Ethan: Okay, how do you know my name?
Dylan: It's Dylan. Look, I don't wanna harsh your day, but I never stopped loving Haley and I never will!
Ethan: Is this some sort of joke?
Dylan: Do I look like I'm joking?