Quote from Jay in Disneyland
Jay: Really? Those shoes? What? Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters? Gloria: I like wearing the high heels. I'm fine. Jay: It's just like that jacket you refuse to bring when I say, "Take a jacket." [as Gloria] "Don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!" Huh? And you're not fine. You're cold and shivering, and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket, so I do, and then I'm cold and shivering, and I brought a jacket. Gloria: Are you done with your boring jacket story? Because we're going to hit traffic. Jay: Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna give you my shoes.