Mitzi Roth: What are you doing here?
Phil: Hey, um, I-I brought you some soup. You know, I thought about it, and maybe I did push you. So how's the ankle?
Mitzi Roth: Oh, come on, Dunphy. You know I flopped. Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh, I'm sorry. In your case, WNBA.
Phil: So that was all a ruse?
Mitzi Roth: The oldest trick in the book. You need to step up your game, son. You know what? I almost feel sorry for you. Come here. Give me a big hug. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No hard feelings, huh?
Phil: None at all. Because I just recorded your entire confession right here on my-
Mitzi Roth: Spy pen? Second-oldest trick in the book. Oh, God. A real man would have just poisoned the soup. Are we done here?