Claire: Okay. You two are deliberately not confirming me. Everybody else has accepted my Facebook requests: your father, Uncle Mitchell, Adele. That's right. Adele has agreed to be my friend, and my own daughters haven't.
Alex: Yeah, you may just be a fan of Adele, and...
Claire: What is so private that I can't possibly see it?
Haley: Nothing. Nothing.
Claire: So you just don't want to be my friend? Great. I can see my next status update, "My daughters are monsters."