Phil: So, Haley... The thing is...
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Fact. Haley's almost 18. Fact. I am the cool dad. Haley, I understand that sex is a part of life. I can't say that I'm thrilled to hear this, but I'm sure you're being safe, and I hope that you'll feel free to talk to me about this anytime.
[back:]
Phil: We should We should probably get Beatrice, like, a-a cast or something, and we can all sign it. Yeah?
Haley: Uh, yeah. Sure.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Fact. I blew it.