Claire: I cannot tell them. I cannot break their hearts.
Phil: So you're gonna have Cam's baby just to keep things from being weird?
Alex: Um, what? You and Uncle Cam are having a baby?
Phil: Kids, shh. There was a discussion about the possibility of your mom donating an egg so that the guys could have a baby.
Claire: But we decided it was not a good idea.
Luke: Why? Because Lily's such a mess?
Phil: For a lot of reasons.They have-
Luke: But we can agree that she's a disastrous human being?