Claire: [aside to camera] Recently, Haley got a little creative on one of her college applications and listed herself as a "big sister."
Haley: Technically, I am a big sister.
Phil: She capitalized the "b" and the "s."
Claire: Which makes sense, 'cause it was.
Phil: So Claire and I suggested-
Haley: Forced.
Phil: That she volunteer for the organization. We couldn't be prouder.
Claire: We could. Little bit.