Alex: Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, why are you running for local office?
Claire: Okay, that's, um, that's good. I um, I-
Alex: Mom, you really shouldn't stutter over a basic question like that. You should at least know why you're running.
Claire: I thought the moderator was supposed to be objective.
Alex: Not if she's the only one in the room who has actual debate experience. Now why are you running?
Claire: I saw the need for a stop sign in-
Phil: Liar!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: I just think you should be ready for anything.