Quote from Jay in Egg Drop
Jay: [on the phone] Hey, I'm calling about that, uh, egg project the boys are doing. Parents aren't supposed to help out on that, right? Claire: Why would the parents be helping? Jay: Why do they cut grapes for 8-year-olds? I figure if you can eat a chicken finger, you can tear your way through a grape. Claire: Again, dad? Jay: Oh, I'm sorry, it just bugs me, is all. The point is, I'm not helping, and I hope no one else is helping, either.