Claire: What boyfriend?
Alex: Carl the cruise ship captain. It was in her holiday newsletter.
Claire: Oh, I can't read that whole thing.
Cameron: Yeah, after two pages about the bird she rescued.
Phil: And by the way, I don't think you can say you rescued something if it dies.
Cameron: It died?
Jay: She wrote a poem about it.
Manny: A little too free with the free verse for my taste, but fine, we'll call it a poem.