Mitchell: What's going on here?
Phil: We are about to make hat history. Or as I like to call it, "hatstory." Early man had hours and hours to scratch his weary head. But what about today's busy times? Thank you, squire. Great thing about this? You can wear it anywhere. Hit it, buddy. Oh! It's like a thousand tiny angels are line dancing on my sca- Aah. I it looks like we got a slight malfunction in a rear nogginizer. Oh! Shut her down! Shut her down, buddy!
Luke: It's not working!
Phil: My hair! It's got my hair! Okay! Fine. That- I'm fine. Forgot about that feature. It's an exfoliating scrub. Buddy, can you grab the safety shears?