Alex: You're the one who's gonna lose her driving privileges. I don't know why you're so calm.
Haley: All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store. Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did, so it's not really lying.
Alex: Listen to you. Are you gonna be a career criminal?
Haley: Ugh. You sound like mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school.