Haley: Why couldn't we have just asked for help?
Cameron: 'Cause I'm teaching you girls a very valuable lesson: that gay men can do anything straight men can do.
Haley: Yeah, we know that. Do you think you're the only gay guy that we know?
Alex: Yeah. My soccer coach is gay.
Haley: Our pediatrician.
Alex: My Latin tutor.
Haley: Nerd! Our electrician.
Cameron: Well, then why were you so surprised when I said I could drive a truck?
Haley: Not because you're gay, because you're you.
Alex: And by the way, you can't.