Claire: You tattled on me?
Mitchell: She asked me about it. What was I supposed to do? [Claire snickers] Why are you making those cruel sounds with your mouth?
Claire: You don't see it? You're turning Gloria into mom.
Mitchell: What?
Claire: Mm-hmm. First you got all defensive of her, and then you tattled on me to her. That's exactly what you did with old mom. It's what you're doing with new mom.