Quote from Haley in Treehouse
Haley: I can't do this. Claire: Why are you so frustrated? Haley: Because I've never had any obstacles to overcome. Claire: Oh, honey, that's not true. Haley: Really? Name one. Claire: Well You're lactose-intolerant. Haley: Oh, "Dear college, cheese makes me gassy. See you in September." Claire: Sweetie, you're not really starting your essays "dear college," are you?