Haley: Hey, mom. I'm trying to write a stupid college essay question and I really don't even know where to start.
Claire: OK, what's the question? Tell me.
Haley: "What's the biggest obstacle you ever had to overcome?" Didn't my 3rd Grade teacher said I had like ADD or something?
Claire: Oh, no honey. She said you couldn't A-D-D. She put it that way because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L.
Haley: Wait, slow down. Oh!