Jay: He was hanging from that bar up there.
Gloria: What? Why? What do you have on your head?
Jay: It's a weighted helmet to stretch me so I can get taller.
Gloria: Manny! Why do you have to get tall now?
Manny: Love, mom. Why else? I lost Bella to Durkus because, in her words, "He's tall." Everybody else is getting taller but me. You think it's the coffee?
Gloria: No. Maybe. But but hanging downside up is not gonna help you.
Manny: The web site said it would.
Gloria: Listen, Manny, you're already intelligent and beautiful and funny. If you get tall, you're going to have everything, and those poor boys are not gonna have anything to compete with you.