Jay: I remember when I got my fake I.D.
Phil: Me, too. Crazy times.
Jay: Hell, yeah. I tried to enlist in the army, but they saw right through me, so me and a bunch of guys drove across state lines, we got a bunch of booze, we loaded up on fireworks, and I woke up in the morning, I kid you not, in a Mexican strip joint. [laughs] You?
Phil: Uh, I used mine to rent some bowling shoes and kept 'em. Suckers probably spent months trying to track down Dr. Richard Hertz. Think about it.