Duane: Hey! Duane Bailey, seeking reelection, town council. Hope that I can count on your vote.
Phil: Well, you just got it.
Claire: No. You don't remember meeting me, do you? Claire Dunphy. Last month's town council meeting?
Duane: Oh, yes I do! Yes, I remember you. [booming voice] "I want a stop sign." Just having fun. Here, have a pen.
Claire: "Duane Bailey. Councilman. Citizen. Puggle breeder." I love them because they're a different mix of breeds, just like America.
Phil: I like what he's saying, Claire.
Claire: He isn't saying anything.