[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Day four of the juice fast, and I'm hungry, but I'm- I'm feeling pretty good. Cam, on the other hand, has gone all "Girl, interrupted." After one, throwing out all of our food, and two, blaming me, he entered stage three: soap actress.
[cut to:]
Cameron: [sobbing] I just wish my sister would put herself out there more. She has so much to offer. Why are men so superficial?
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: That was followed by stage four: a rush of epiphanies.
[cut to:]
Cameron: I don't need food. [gasps] Look at this. Architecture is everywhere. Oh. Spaniards make amazing athletes.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Into stage five: despair.
[cut to:]
Lily: Daddy, we hided, but you didn't seek.
Mitchell: Cam?
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Then came rage.
[cut to:]
Cameron: Oh. Ow. Oh. Hey.
Mitchell: Whatcha got there?
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: The good news is, Cam's never made it this far into a diet before, so Downside-- I have no idea what the next stage is gonna be. But I'm pretty sure it's not charming party guest.