Quote from Phil in When Good Kids Go Bad
Jay: Oh, stop blaming each other. No kid wants a sibling. I mean, Claire hated you so much she stuck you in a dryer when you were two. Mitchell: You put me in the dryer? Claire: I did, but it wasn't 'cause I hated you. My friend Marci said that it wouldn't run with a kid inside it, and I knew it would. I was right. Phil: Good governor. It's been going on since you were five? Claire: Oh, my God. It is a sickness.