Phil: When did you get this-
Alex: Oh, my God. That's why you wanted to come separately.
Haley: You went to all that trouble just to prove you were right?
Claire: It really wasn't that much trouble. I just went to the store, found your friend Jordan the bag boy, who got me the manager. He gave me the address of the off-site security office. I filled out some paperwork. Sally faxed it to corporate. Three minutes later, I'm buying pack of DVDs and burning a copy. Cake.
Luke: It's like a sickness.
Claire: What? None of you believed me, so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now.
Gloria: Hey, please stop with the "sucking it," Claire. The children!