Dylan: Everybody, it's me, Dylan. I just wanted to thank you all for bringing me on this trip and making me feel like one of the family, uh, especially Bossy. So I can't think of a better time to ask something of the woman that I love. Okay. [nervous chuckle]
Claire: No, no.
Dylan: Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, will you do me the honors of being my lawfully wedded--
Claire: No. No, no, no, no, no. No proposals. Not now. Not gonna happen. She's a child, so-
Haley: Mom!
Claire: You're still in high school!
Dylan: I meant after she graduates.
Claire: Not then. Not now. Not ever. Seriously, what are you two gonna live off of? The- The- The royalties from the horsey song? - Put it back in your pocket.