Manny: Hey, Jay! I know you're feeling self-conscious so I dug up something I thought might help.
Jay: Put that thing away.
Manny: I knew you'd say that, but hear me out. This was designed to make a hideously disfigured man look super cool. It's perfect for you. Ooh, yikes. Okay, I'll go upstairs and see if I have a lefty.