Claire: No more fighting! No more fighting! For the rest of your lives you are not allowed to yell at each other.
Alex: But you're allowed to yell at us?
Claire: Yes, Alex, I am. Because I feed you and I clothe you and I pay the mortgage.
Phil: Whoa! Pretty sure old Dad deserves a shout-out right about now.
Claire: Phil!
Phil: Sorry. Should've taken the temperature of the room first.