Jay: Is anybody hungry? What?
Gloria: You cried for your mommy.
Jay: Oh, crap. I did not.
Gloria: Yes. Phil just told-
Phil: No, that's not true. She's a liar.
Jay: What's wrong with you? Look, I know you would all be so happy if you thought I had some big emotional moment about my mom, but I didn't.
Manny: So you don't miss your mom?
Jay: Of course I do. She was a great lady. And she also left me a fantastic recipe for sauce, which now is getting cold. So can we please eat?