Quote from Jay in Boys' Night
Jay: But Pepper's gonna be here any second. He's gonna take me to Palm Springs to go shopping for records. Now, when he gets here, can you pretend there's some kind of an emergency? Can you do that, please? Gloria: [anguished] Ay, Jay. I- I think you have to take me now to the hospital. My head is in pain. [normally] Do you mean like that? Jay: Yes. Thank you. Okay. It's showtime. And with this guy, I mean that literally.