Jay: So I'm 12 years old. I'm staying overnight at my best friend Jim's house. Neither of us want to go to sleep.
Crispin: I know where this is going.
Jay: You're better than that, Crispin. So we sneak off to the movies and we see this little picture called Solomon and Sheba. And Sheba was-
All: Gina Lollobrigida!
Jay: Bingo! And for the rest of my life, I swore one day I would marry Gina Lollobrigida.
Mitchell: Well, Dad, you kinda did.
Jay: I hear that!